Carl's Jr. Is Getting Mocked for Having Todd Gurley Bite Into a Blatantly CGI Burger

Is Todd Gurley actually vegetarian?

You have to wonder after watching this Carl’s Jr. commercial starring the Los Angeles Rams running back. The spot shows Gurley supposedly biting into the California Classic Double Cheeseburger, but it’s blatantly obvious that the burger isn’t real—it’s a digitally inserted photo that isn’t fooling anyone.

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Don't Get Too Excited About the Steamy Curves in Carl's Jr.'s 'Natural Beauties' Ad

If you were looking forward to drooling over whatever hot, near-naked model would grace Carl’s Jr.’s notoriously lascivious advertising next, you’re in for a disappointment.

In a new 30-second commercial, the crass burger chain plays on its reputation for portraying women as pieces of meat who love to eat smaller pieces of meat in the most ridiculously carnal way possible. But here, it turns out the sweaty, glistening curves belong to something way less titillating.

Titled “Natural Beauties,” the concept is essentially a rehash of one of the older jokes in the book, if cleverly tailored to poke fun—in a nonetheless leering, winking sort of way—at the brand’s history of scantily clad talent including Charlotte McKinney, Kate Upton, Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton.

In the end, it’s all just part of Carl’s Jr. attempt to make its products seem less terrible for your health—i.e., natural. Everyone knows that’s a nonsense classification to begin with, and seems particularly half-hearted here—which is fitting, because each time you eat one of the brand’s hot-dog-and-potato-chips-on-a-burger burgers, half your heart is probably liable to just give up.

CREDITS
Client: Carl’s Jr.
Chief Executive Officer: Andy Puzder
Chief Marketing Officer: Brad Haley
SVP, Product Marketing: Bruce Frazer
Director of Advertising: Brandon LaChance
VP, Field Marketing, Media & Merchandising: Steve Lemley
Director, Product Marketing & Merchandising: Christie Cooney
Product Marketing Manager: Allison Pocino

72andSunny Team
Chief Creative Officer: Glenn Cole
Group Creative Director: Justin Hooper
Group Creative Director: Mick DiMaria
Creative Director: Tim Wettstein
Creative Director: Mark Maziarz
Sr. Designer: Marcus Wesson
Group Strategy Director: Matt Johnson
Strategy Director: Kasia Molenda
Strategist: Eddie Moraga
Group Brand Director: Alexis Coller
Sr. Brand Manager: Scott Vogelsong
Brand Coordinator: Anthony Fernandez
Director of Film Production: Sam Baerwald
Executive Film Producer: Molly McFarland
Jr. Film Producer: Kira Linton
Film Production Coordinator: Taylor Stockwell
Business Affairs Director: Amy Jacobsen
Business Affairs Manager: Jennifer Jahinian
Business Affairs Coordinator: Ryan Alls

Coast Public Relations:
Founder and CEO: Jeanne Beach Hoffa
Group Director: Melissa Penn
Director: Kate Franklin

Production Company: Strange & Wonderful
Director: Will Hyde
Executive Producer: Celeste Hyde
Producer: John Gomez

Editorial: 72andSunny Studio
Editor: Doron Dor
Executive Producer: Jenn Locke
Producer: Becca Purice

Online Finishing: Brickyard VFX
VFX Producer: Diana Young
VFX Artists: Patrick Poulatian & Mandy Sorenson
CG Artist: David Blumenfeld

Telecine: Beach House
Colorist: Mike Pethel
Producer: Denise Brown

Audio: On Music and Sound
Mixer: Chris Winston

Sound Design: On Music and Sound
Sound Designer: Chris Winston

Music:
Track name: “Beastie”
Written and Performed by: The Blancos
Used courtesy of GODIY Music

72andSunny Changes Things Up for Carl’s Jr.

Following a seemingly endless stream of ads following the supermodel in skimpy outfit formula, including its recent “The Most American Thing Ever,” 72andSunny changes things up with two new ads for Carl’s Jr promoting the chain’s Ding Dong Ice Cream Sandwich (made with the Hostess treat) and Grilled Pork Chop Biscuit.

“Steam” (featured above) shows the makings of the chain’s new breakfast sandwich. Filmed in an actual Carl’s Jr. location, with a biscuit-making employee the spot shows the doughy origins and steamy, crunchy finished product. Directed by Claire Thomas, the spot provides close-ups of the biscuit over a voiceover waxing poetic over “the steam that rises from in between the flakes and folds of a biscuit that was just born from the oven.” The other spot, “Eclipse” is set to Richard Strauss‘ “Also Sprach Zarathustra” (which most viewers will recognize from 2001: A Space Odyssey)  and shows a ding dong eclipsing a scoop of ice cream Beyond showcasing the product food porn style, it also delivers the implication that the new creation eclipses other cold summer desserts.

While it would be jumping the gun to assume Carl’s Jr. has abandoned the tired supermodel approach (but we can hope, right?), it’s nice to see 72andSunny offer up a reprieve from the typical sexual objectification. Notably, the ads promote products other than the chain’s burgers, so it’s likely we’ll see more of the same when the chain returns to its more familiar offerings. For now though, the simplistic product-centric approach of “Steam” and “Eclipse” is definitely an improvement.

Credits:

BRAND: CKE
Project: Ding Dong Ice Cream Sandwich

Chief Executive Officer: Andy Puzder
Chief Marketing Officer: Brad Haley
SVP, Product Marketing: Bruce Frazer
Director of Advertising: Brandon LaChance
VP, Field Marketing, Media & Merchandising: Steve Lemley
Director, Product Marketing & Merchandising: Christie Cooney
Product Marketing Manager: Samantha Deese
Director of Public Relations: Kathleen Bush

72andSunny Team
Chief Creative Officer: Glenn Cole
Group Creative Director: Justin Hooper
Group Creative Director: Mick DiMaria
Creative Director/Designer: Tim Wettstein
Creative Director/Writer: Mark Maziarz
Designer: Ryan Davis
Jr. Writer: Reilly Baker
Group Strategy Director: Matt Johnson
Strategy Director: Kasia Molenda
Strategist: Eddie Moraga
Group Brand Director: Alexis Coller
Sr. Brand Manager: Scott Vogelsong
Brand Coordinator: Anthony Fernandez
Director of Film Production: Sam Baerwald
Executive Film Producer: Molly McFarland
Film Producer: Brooke Home
Film Production Coordinator: Taylor Stockwell
Business Affairs Director: Amy Jacobsen
Business Affairs Manager: Maggie Pijanows
Business Affairs Coordinator: Calli Howard

Production Company: Christina Productions
Director: Justin Hooper
Executive Producer: Christina Ritzmann

Editorial: 72andSunny Studio
Editor: Nick Gartner
Producer: Becca Purice

VFX: Brickyard VFX
VFX Supervisor: George Fitz
Producer: Diana Young

Telecine: Brickyard VFX
Colorist: George Fitz
Producer: Diana Young

Audio: On Music & Sound
Composer: Chris Winston

Sound Design: On Music & Sound
Composer: Christ Winston

MUSIC
“Also Sprach Zarathustra”
Written by Richard Strauss
Performed by Badische Staatskapelle Orchestra
Published by C.F. Peters Corporation
Used courtesy of Antes Edition

BRAND: Carl’s Jr. / Hardee’s
Project: “Steam”, Grilled Pork Chop Biscuit

Client: CKE- Carl Karcher Enterprises
Chief Executive Officer: Andy Puzder
Chief Marketing Officer: Brad Haley
SVP, Product Marketing: Bruce Frazer
Director of Advertising: Brandon LaChance
VP, Field Marketing, Media & Merchandising: Steve Lemley
Director, Product Marketing & Merchandising: Christie Cooney
Product Marketing Manager: Allison Pocino
Director of Public Relations: Kathleen Bush

72andSunny Team
Chief Creative Officer: Glenn Cole
Group Creative Director: Justin Hooper
Group Creative Director: Mick DiMaria
Designer: Sarah Herron
Writer: Rebecca Ullman
Group Strategy Director: Matt Johnson
Strategist: Eddie Moraga
Group Brand Director: Alexis Coller
Sr. Brand Manager: Michal David
Brand Manager: Ali Arnold
Director of Film Production: Sam Baerwald
Executive Film Producer: Molly McFarland
Film Producer: Brooke Home
Junior Producer: Kira Linton
Film Production Coordinator: Taylor Stockwell
Director of Business Affairs: Michelle McKinney
Business Affairs Manager: Maggie Pijanows
Business Affairs Coordinator: Calli Howard
Director of Communications: Jeff Sweat
Communications Manager: Ginny Adams

Production Company: Splendid & Co.
Director: Claire Thomas
Executive Producer: Taylor Ferguson
Executive Producer: Erin Tauscher
Producer: Ursula Baird

Editorial: Union Editorial
Editor: Rachael Waxler
Producer: Joe Ross
Assistant Editor: Ryan Khoury

VFX: Brickyard
VFX Supervisor: George Fitz
Producer: Diana Young

Telecine: BeachHouse
Colorist: Mike Pethel
Producer: Denise Brown

Audio: On Music & Sound
Composer: Chris Winston
Sound Design/Mix: On Music & Sound
Composer: Christ Winston

Carl's Jr. Makes the Most Absurdly American Ad for Its Hot-Dog-and-Chips Cheeseburger

Putting a hot dog and potato chips on your cheeseburger is the ultimate expression of American-ness, according to Carl’s Jr. So, this 72andSunny ad for that monstrosity—an official menu item called the Most American Thickburger—celebrates that patriotism to a ridiculous degree. And Samantha Hoopes in a stars-and-stripes bikini is just the beginning.

People are making fun of this particular cheeseburger, of course. Check out Jimmy Kimmel’s takedown below, in which he imagines the craziest item on the Carl’s Jr. menu—and introduces a memorable new tagline for the place.



72andSunny Creates ‘The Most American Thing Ever’ for Carl’s Jr.

To celebrate the launch of Carl’s Jr.’s new Most American Thickburger — a monstrosity of a burger containing a split hot dog, Lays kettle cooked potato chips and American cheese* atop a charbroiled 100 percent Black Angus hamburger patty — 72andSunny created a tongue-in-cheek 30-second spot entitled “The Most American Thing Ever,” featuring Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Samantha Hoopes for the brand’s requisite casual sexual objectification.

“What’s more American than a cheeseburger?” the voiceover asks at the beginning of the ad (at least they didn’t ask, “Is there anything more American than America?”), with the rest of the spot providing the answer. As it turns out, the “Most American Thing Ever” is Hoopes (wearing an American flag bikini) eating a Most American Burger in a hot tub, in a (red white and blue) pickup truck, driven by an American bull rider, on an aircraft carrier overlooking the Statue of Liberty. 72andSunny’s over the top approach tones down the brand’s usual skin-flashing ever so slightly to make room for fighter jets, pickup trucks and fireworks. The patriotism overload of “The Most American Thing Ever” will make its broadcast debut June 1st, “sandwiched between two of America’s most patriotic holidays, Memorial Day and Independence Day.”

*Because, in the words of Hank Hill, “Nobody makes cheese like the Americans.”

Credits:

Client:
CKE- Carl Karcher Enterprises
Chief Executive Officer – Andy Puzder
Chief Marketing Officer – Brad Haley
SVP, Product Marketing – Bruce Frazer
Director of Advertising – Brandon LaChance
VP, Field Marketing, Media & Merch – Steve Lemley
Director, Product Marketing & Merchandising – Christie Cooney
Product Marketing Manager – Allison Pocino
Director of Public Relations – Kathleen Bush

72andSunny Team
Chief Creative Officer: Glenn Cole
Group Creative Director: Justin Hooper
Group Creative Director: Mick DiMaria
Creative Director/Designer: Tim Wettstein
Creative Director/Writer: Mark Maziarz
Designer: Ryan Davis
Jr. Writer: Reilly Baker
Group Strategy Director: Matt Johnson
Strategist: Eddie Moraga
Group Brand Director: Alexis Coller
Sr. Brand Manager: Abigail Rutkowski
Brand Coordinator: Kristyn Kazanjian
Director of Film Production: Sam Baerwald
Executive Film Producer: Molly McFarland
Sr. Film Producer: Juliet Diamond
Film Producer: Brooke Horne
Jr. Film Producer: Kira Linton
Film Production Coordinator: Taylor Stockwell
Business Affairs Director: Amy Jacobson
Business Affairs Manager: Maggie Pijanowski
Business Affairs Coordinator: Calli Howard

Production Company: Harvest
Director: Bakter Smith
Co Founder/Exec PRodcuer: Bonnie Goldfarb
Executive Producer: Rob Sexton
Head of Production: Niko Whelan
Producer: Vincent Oster

Editorial: Rock Paper Scissors
Editor: Christjan Jordan
Executive Producer: Angela Dorian

VFX: Jamm Visual Inc.
VFX Supervisor: Jake Montgomery
VFX Supervisor: Andy Boyd
Producer: Asher Edwards

Telecine: Beach House
Colorist: Mike Pethel
Producer: Denise Brown

Audio: On Music and Sound
Composer: Chris Winston

Sound Design: On Music and Sound
Composer: Chris Winston

How Pepsi, HBO, Denny's and a Dozen Other Brands Are Celebrating 4/20

Brand tweets can seem unnecessary, even annoying, on many holidays. But 4/20? Seeing them get creative with cannabis references? Well, that’s actually kind of fun. 

We’ve rounded up some of the better brand tweets so far.

Check them out below:  



Can Carl’s Jr’s Grilled Cheese Soothe Morning After Woes?

That is, in a sense, the question that the fast-food chain hopes to answer with its new Grilled Cheese Breakfast Sandwich, a $3 bite that launched today with the aid of this spot, dubbed “House Party.” (Sadly, neither Kid nor Play were involved.)

While somewhat reminiscent of last year’s “Smart Money” McDonald’s ad, what with seemingly hungover house guests being brought back to life by the aromas of a breakfast burger, 72andSunny’s latest (non-Super Bowl) effort does reemphasize the message behind this fast-feeder’s calorie-heavy cure-all.

“Mornings can be full of rude awakenings so we wanted to offer a new menu item that made the daybreak a little easier on people,” says Carl’s Jr. and Hardees CMO Brad Haley in a statement. “Grilled cheese sandwiches have always been one of America’s favorite comfort foods, and now, with the addition of eggs and the choice of your favorite breakfast meat – sausage, bacon or ham – all served on grilled sourdough bread, it’s the perfect way to jump-start any type of morning you’re having.”

The “House Party” spot, directed by Oscar winner Joachim Back, may not blaze any news trails as it sticks to 72andSunny and Carl’s Jr./Hardees sexy model-centric formula (this time with Olivia Frischer), but its timing and tone couldn’t be more appropriate as Super Bowl Sunday looms.

And yes, parent company CKE has you covered there as well.

AGENCY: 72andSunny

Glenn Cole Chief Creative Officer/Partner

Matt Jarvis Chief Strategic Officer/Partner

Justin Hooper Group Creative Director

Mick DiMaria Group Creative Director

Anthony Alvarez Lead Designer

Teddy Miller Writer

Sam Baerwald Director of Film Production

Molly McFarland Film Executive Producer

Brooke Horne Senior Film Producer

Taylor Stockwell Film Production Coordinator

Matt Johnson Group Strategy Director

Josh Hughes Strategist

Michelle McKinney Director of Business Affairs

Audra Brown Senior Business Affairs Manager

Maggie Pijanowski Business Affairs Manager

Calli Howard Business Affairs Coordinator

Judson Whigham Group Brand Director

Alexis Coller Brand Director

Michal David  Brand Manager

Ali Arnold Brand Coordinator

Jeff Sweat Director of Communications

Ginny Adams Communications Manager

Production Company: Anonymous Content

Director: Joachim Back

Senior Executive Producer: Eric Stern

Producer: Brian Quinlan

Editorial: Arcade Edit

Editor:  Will Hasell                                 

Managing Partner:  Damian Stevens           

Executive Producer: Nicole Visram       

Post Producer: Lizzie Shook-Winkler                 

Assistant:   Dean Miyahira  

POST FX: Brickyard

VFX Artist: George Fitz

Producer: Diana Young

Telecine: CO3

Colorist: Mike Pethel

Senior Producer: Matt Moran

Sound Design/Mix: ON Music & Sound

Mixer:  Chris Winston

Music:  Walker

Arranger: Judson Crane

Executive Producer: Genevieve Vincent

72andSunny Goes ‘Au Naturel’ for Carl’s Jr.

72andSunny enlisted model Charlotte McKinney in its regional Super Bowl spot for Carl’s Jr., the brand’s latest sexually objectifying effort.

McKinney appears to be walking around a farmer’s market in the nude, while suggestively talking about how she loves “going all natural” — meanwhile carefully placed objects obscure certain areas (think Austin Powers). “Nothing between me and my 100 percent, all natural, juicy, grass fed beef,” she says, holding a burger, as the spot reveals a (not so surprising) twist. Interspersed with the cleavage is frat humor, as onlooking guys gawk and engage in activities suggestive of various states of arousal. In short, as usual Carl’s Jr. goes for the lowest common denominator, by way of sexuality and adolescent humor. We imagine there will be some awkwardly aroused teenagers watching the game with their families on the West Coast, where the ad will air, along with more than a few offended parties.

Credits:

Client: Carl’s Jr.

Agency: 72andSunny
Chief Creative Officer/Founder: Glenn Cole
Group Creative Director:  Justin Hooper
Group Creative Director: Mick DiMaria
Creative Director: Mark Maziarz
Jr. Writer: Reilly Baker
Designer: Esther Kim
Director of Film Production: Sam Baerwald
Executive Film Producer: Molly McFarland
Film Producer: Brooke Horne
Film Production Coordinator: Taylor Stockwell
Group Brand Director: Judson Whigham
Brand Director: Alexis Coller
Brand Manager: Scott Vogelsong
Brand Coordinator: Anthony Fernandez
Group Business Affairs Director: Amy Jacobsen
Business Affairs Manager: Audra Brown
Business Affairs Manager: Maggie Pijanowski
Business Affairs Coordinator: Calli Howard
Group Strategy Director: Matt Johnson
Strategist: Eddie Moraga

Production Co.: RSA Films
Director: Jake Scott
Executive Producer: Tracie Norfleet
Producer: David Mitchell
Head of Production: Elicia Laport
Sales Rep: Shortlist

Post Production CO: Whitehouse Post
Editor: Rick Lawley
Assistant Editor: Devon Bradbury
Executive Producer: Joni Williamson
Producer: Evan Cunningham

Transfer: CO3
Colorist: Mike Pethel
Sr. Producer: Matt Moran

Visual EFX CO: JAMM Visual
VFX Supervisor: Jake Montgomery
VFX Supervisor: Andy Boyd
CG Supervisor: Jonathan Vaughn
Executive Producer: Asher Edwards

Sound Design + MIX: On Music & Sound
Composer: Chris Winston

Carl's Jr.'s Super Bowl Ad Is Here, and What a Surprise, It Stars an Almost-Naked Woman

Hold on to your patties, because Carl’s Jr. just released an extended version of its regional Super Bowl ad, in which it shows even more skin than usual.

The spot, by 72andSunny, stars Charlotte McKinney—who according to a Google search might be the next Kate Upton (a claim supported by a subsequent Google Images search). The ad will air on the West Coast in the fast-food chain’s markets.

It’s called “Au Naturel,” and indeed, it appears to show McKinney walking around in the buff—with suggestively shaped everyday objects strategically covering her up, à la Austin Powers. There is a twist at the end, of course.

“Charlotte McKinney loves going All-Natural, especially when it comes to her burger,” says the brand. “Introducing fast food’s first All-Natural Burger with grass-fed, free-range beef that has no added hormones, steroids, or antibiotics.”

The ad was directed by RSA’s Jake Scott, whose work includes last year’s “Puppy Love” Super Bowl spot for Budwesier. So yeah, the guy has range.

CREDITS
Client: Carl’s Jr.

Agency: 72andSunny
Chief Creative Officer/Founder: Glenn Cole
Group Creative Director:  Justin Hooper
Group Creative Director: Mick DiMaria
Creative Director: Mark Maziarz
Jr. Writer: Reilly Baker
Designer: Esther Kim
Director of Film Production: Sam Baerwald
Executive Film Producer: Molly McFarland
Film Producer: Brooke Horne
Film Production Coordinator: Taylor Stockwell
Group Brand Director: Judson Whigham
Brand Director: Alexis Coller
Brand Manager: Scott Vogelsong
Brand Coordinator: Anthony Fernandez
Group Business Affairs Director: Amy Jacobsen
Business Affairs Manager: Audra Brown
Business Affairs Manager: Maggie Pijanowski
Business Affairs Coordinator: Calli Howard
Group Strategy Director: Matt Johnson
Strategist: Eddie Moraga

Production Co.: RSA Films
Director: Jake Scott
Executive Producer: Tracie Norfleet
Producer: David Mitchell
Head of Production: Elicia Laport
Sales Rep: Shortlist

Post Production CO: Whitehouse Post
Editor: Rick Lawley
Assistant Editor: Devon Bradbury
Executive Producer: Joni Williamson
Producer: Evan Cunningham

Transfer: CO3
Colorist: Mike Pethel
Sr. Producer: Matt Moran

Visual EFX CO: JAMM Visual
VFX Supervisor: Jake Montgomery
VFX Supervisor: Andy Boyd
CG Supervisor: Jonathan Vaughn
Executive Producer: Asher Edwards

Sound Design + MIX: On Music & Sound
Composer: Chris Winston



Carl's Jr.'s Latest Sexed-Up Burger Eater Is Less Classically Beautiful Than You Might Expect

If you thought there was no way to top a Paris Hilton-Hannah Ferguson slow-motion car-washing, sex-eating burger-palooza, you’d be wrong, Carl’s Jr. want to tell bros.

Supermodels and celebutantes don’t have the market cornered, after all, on using their scantily clad bums, stripper moves and garden hoses to hawk fast food. Along comes Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Carl Brutananadilewski, a husky, hirsute late-night star, to show everybody how it’s done.

Just don’t eat that burger before you see the new commercial, airing online and during Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim, where Aqua Teen Hunger Force anchors the block and Carl regularly heckles his neighbors Meatwad, Master Shake and Frylock.

Though lacking in the bronzed beauty and sex appeal of the burger joint’s former brand ambassadors—Padma Lakshmi, Heidi Klum and Kate Upton among them—Carl “brings a certain willingness to the role and a unique interpretation of fresh baked buns,” said Steve Lemley, svp of field marketing and media at Carl’s Jr. and sister chain Hardee’s.

The animated character is willing to wear a physique-inappropriate banana hammock, in other words, and writhe around on a Dodge Spyder while chomping a burger and slapping his ass.

The spot, written and produced by Aqua Teen Hunger Force creators with assists from 72andSunny and Initiative, promotes the chain’s bread, baked fresh in stores, which makes its buns “denser and a little sweeter” than competitors’ products, according to the press release.

Make that connection between the food and Carl’s lumpy posterior at your own risk.

Hungry yet?



Carl's Jr. Ad for Sticky Buns Wonders Where You Would 'Pull One Off'

Carl’s Jr./Hardee’s isn’t a shy fast-food chain. But this time they’ve traded oiled-up models for innuendo. I won’t spoil the new spots, but let’s just say they aren’t too subtle.

The approach shouldn’t be too surprising, as this is the same restaurant chain that once asked people if they preferred A holes or B holes. I am curious as to how they expect people to eat these Cinnamon Pull-Aparts anywhere (wouldn’t the icing drip?), but I will give them points for having both men and women allude to masturbation. Kudos?

Agency: 72andSunny. Via Adland.



Sexist Ads Get Recast, With the Men Degraded Instead of the Women

As we saw in our December roundup, there's no shortage of sexist ads—the vast majority of which are degrading to women rather than men. But what if the tables were turned?

BuzzFeed's new video, "If Women's Roles in Ads Were Played by Men," swaps the genders in three commercials—for GoDaddy, Hardee's/Carl's Jr. and Doritos. (Only the first two were approved ads, however. The Doritos ad was a fan-made entry into the 2011 Crash the Super Bowl contest, and didn't advance to the finals—though it has gotten more than 2 million views on the director's YouTube channel.)

BuzzFeed recreates each ad and plays them side by side with the originals. The GoDaddy spot reverses the Bar Rafaeli/Jesse Heiman setup and features a good-looking guy having to make out with a nerdy girl. Instead of Nina Agdal oiling up her cleavage for Hardee's/Carl's Jr., we see an average-looking guy … oiling up his cleavage for Hardee's/Carl's Jr. And in the Doritos ad, it's the guy, not his girlfriend, who's naked in bed and covered in Doritos. (Maybe this version would have been a finalist after all.)

"Seeing men like this is ridiculous, so why isn't it with women?" the video says at the end. They picked three cringeworthy ads to replicate, but the question certainly holds merit. Sex and humor are effective for a lot of campaigns, but it'd be nice if that could be achieved without, you know, gratuitous crotch shots.


    



Terrell Owens Revisits His Days Being Despised by Philly Fans in Carl’s Jr. Ad

Terrell Owens may carry a lifelong albatross from his two ill-fated seasons with the Philadelphia Eagles, but at least he can laugh about it.

In a new Carl's Jr. ad for the Philly Cheesesteak Burger, Owens reenacts the local loathing he experienced after becoming known as an egotistical excuse-maker in the turbulent 2005 season. Cops, kids and everyone in between are down on T.O. in the burger spot, which contrasts his dismal days in Philly with his opulent life today as a poolside retiree.

It's not an ad likely to wearm the hearts of any haters, but they'll at least enjoy seeing T.O. getting a smackdown from a little kid.


    

Miss Alabama Can’t Stop Sweating and Spilling in Latest Ridiculous Ad From Carl’s Jr.

Carl's Jr. (aka Hardee's for those of us on the East Coast) has Miss Alabama USA, aka Katherine Webb, indulge a very important "Game Day Fantasy"—something with which she is quite familiar—by messily eating a giant burger in this new ad from 72andSunny. A Buffalo Blue Cheese Burger, to be precise. Seriously, the thing gets all over her. It's gross, and the whole situation makes her look more slovenly than sexy. I get that they're trying for the Paris Hilton/Kate Upton effect, but much like the burger they're selling, it's too much and not in a good way.


    

Carl’s Jr.’s Strawberry Pop-Tart Ice Cream Sandwich Gets a Fittingly Epic Debut Ad

You would think the epic-ness of a Strawberry Pop-Tart Ice Cream Sandwich would speak for itself. But just to be safe, Carl's Jr. has layered its new ad (via 72andSunny) for the dessert treat with breathless commentary from the blogosphere and perhaps the most awe-inspiring soundtrack around: Richard Strauss's "Also Sprach Zarathustra," otherwise known as the theme from 2001: A Space Odyssey. Can the product possibly stand up to this grand teaser? Judging by the early reviews, yes—yes, it can.

UPDATE: Carl's Jr.'s sister brand Hardee's rolled out a new spot from 72andSunny today—for the Texas Toast Breakfast Sandwich, featuring bull rider and Texas native Douglas Duncan. See that spot below.

    

Carl’s Jr. Pounces With a Print and Video Attack as McDonald’s Drops Angus Burger

"If you're wondering where the beef is, we have it, and we'd never deprive you of it." Thanks for the tip, Andy Puzder, CEO of Carl's Jr. and Hardee's! Your straight-faced and earnest delivery of that line in a video message about McDonald's move to drop the Angus Third Pounder from its menu has restored my faith in humanity. Purists might complain that you're co-opting Wendy's classic tagline to zing McDonald's, but purity has no place whatsoever in the QSR world. Just kidding. I hope. Anyway, Puzder shines in the clip as he addresses disgruntled McD's customers, reads some of their whiny tweets and heartily chomps down on a Carl's Jr. 100% Angus Six Dollar Burger. He takes a hearty, executive bite. I can see why this guy is CEO. Also, his signature graces full-page ads from 72andSunny that ran this week in The Wall Street Journal and USA Today. Both the video and print ads prompt folks to visit ReclaimYourAngus.com (don't mistype that) and download $1-off coupons for the Six Dollar Burger. Hmm, let me see … subtract the 1 from the 6, and hey, now it should only cost $5! But it's even less, because, despite the name, the Six Dollar Burger actually starts at $4.49 pre-coupon. Kinda strange … still, I've got no beef with that.

    

Carl’s Jr. Reacts to Banning of Racy TV Ad by Describing It in a Radio Spot

Carl's Jr.'s notorious Memphis BBQ Burger commercial, which features two half-dressed women fighting over pulled pork on a cheeseburger—aka, "barbecue's best pair"—recently arrived in New Zealand. It was promptly banned there, however, for running afoul of two of the country's advertising rules—prohibiting the use of sex appeal in an exploitative and degrading manner, and the use of sex to sell an unrelated product. (Are there any Carl's Jr. ads that New Zealand doesn't ban?) In response to this particular censure, Carl's Jr. decided to describe the TV spot in a radio ad—which, left to the listener's imagination, is perhaps as suggestive as the TV spot. (Special Group did the radio work; 72andSunny did the TV.) It's not a bad use of radio, which is sometimes said to be the most visual medium. Of course, the radio spots will probably be banned soon, too. Via The Ethical Adman.

    

Heidi Klum Is Mrs. Robinson in Carl’s Jr.’s Weird Spoof of The Graduate

Heidi Klum is the latest person who doesn't eat Hardee's/Carl's Jr. to film an ad for the fast-food chain. The spot, from 72andSunny, which spoofs The Graduate for whatever reason, has Klum chowing into a Jim Beam Bourbon burger in front of a younger man (and his pathetic attempt at a mustache) while the voiceover sort of compares the experience to losing one's virginity. Gross. What they should compare it to is unhinging your jaw like a boa constrictor. That burger is as big as Heidi's head. Beyond that, ads like this are destined to underperform, in a way. As an audience, either we don't pay attention to the burger because of Heidi's fabulous body, or we do pay attention to it and, well, that's weird and off-putting. If Morgan Spurlock taught us anything, it's that fast food can't be sexy. Period.