Time Turned the Year's Hottest Tech Into the Year's Dumbest Cover, and Parody is Rampant

OculusVR founder Palmer Luckey is one of the tech industry’s brightest rising stars—a fact Time tried but ridiculously failed to capture on its newest cover.

As you can see above, Luckey is shown in mid … uh, jump? Stumble? Rapturous epiphany? The only things viewers can tell for sure is that he’s been Photoshopped in front of a beach and that he looks ridiculous.

And it’s not just the image drawing heckles from tech enthusiasts. The story’s intro is cringe-inducingly awful at a time when most people have stopped seeing nerds as socially worthless outcasts:

“Palmer Luckey isn’t like other Silicon Valley nerds,” the article begins. “He’s a nerd all right, but not the kind who went to a top-ranked university, wrote brilliant code or studied business plans. He’s cheery and talks in normal sentences that are easy to understand.”

It’s doubtful that all this is just artful baiting of the Reddit crowd, but had it been, the results would likely have been the same. Photoshop has been working overtime today as many took up the challenge to make Luckey (and Time) look even more silly:

But perhaps this un-Photoshopped take was the cruelest cut of all:

Ben & Jerry's Has Brought Back Apple's '1984' as a Burrito Anthem for Stoners

Parodies of Apple’s “1984” continue to surface at the oddest of times—such as 4/20, America’s unofficial day of marijuana appreciation.

Ben & Jerry’s has created the spot below to celebrate the Brrr-ito’s bold assault on the despotic repression of … ice cream sandwiches. It’s admittedly a rather odd metaphor and cultural callback, but somehow it still works.

So check out the spot, then get ready to “have one rolled for you” on Monday. 



Infographic: Here's Just How Much Crappy Beer Americans Are Drinking

Sure, we Americans drink a whole lot of light beer, but do you realize just how much?

The infographic below from the team at alcohol-fueled site VinePair shows the staggering scope of mainstream beer sales—especially Bud Light, which tallies $3 billion more in sales than its closest competitor, Coors Light.

The data, via IRI and Beer Advocate, are from 2013 but likely still quite accurate. Yuengling stands alone as the only privately owned craft beer in the Top 20, and VinePair notes that smaller brewers make up just 15 percent of sales. (Oh, and the site has another graphic suggesting microbrewed upgrades for the light beer lovers among you.)

If nothing else, the chart highlights the silliness of Budweiser’s Super Bowl ad positioning craft beer as some sort of anti-American hipster insurgency. Anheuser-Busch seems to be doing just fine without having to spend millions in ad dollars to crush the craft beer movement.

 



A Globe-Spanning Gift Was Secretly in Store for This London Bar Packed With Canadians

Wherever you travel around the world, you’ll always find Canadians gathering together, sharing stories and racking up an impressive bar tab. But this batch was especially lucky.

Last week, Air Canada dropped by “Canada Night” at London’s Maple Leaf pub to surprise a bustling crowd of ex-parts with a holiday gift they certainly couldn’t have expected.

Organized by agency JWT Canada, the stunt took place Nov. 27 and sparked some fantastic, emotional responses from the unsuspecting Canadians who’d gathered together that night. And while these holiday videos often feel staged, everything from the crappy hand-held camerawork to the off-key anthem singing make it clear that this one’s legit.

CREDITS

Agency: JWT Canada
Chief Creative and Integration Officer: Brent Choi
Vice President, Creative Director: Gary Westgate
Vice President, Associate Creative Director: Don Saynor
Vice President, Integrated Broadcast: Andrew Schulze
Art Director: Alex Newman
Copywriter: Patrice Pollack
Producer: Caroline Clark
Brand Engagement Director: Victoria Radziunas
Account Team: Scott Miskie, Gavin Wiggins, Lindsay Hill
Client Team: Craig Landry, Selma Filali, Dani Bastien, Annie Couture, John Xydous
Production Company: The Solidarity Union / Soft Citizen
Executive Producer: Rob Burns
Director: Shaun Anderson
Producer: John Scarth
Director of Photography: Byron Kopman
Editing House: School Editing
Editor(s): Chris Van Dyke and Brian Wells
Editor Assistance: Mark Lutterman, Nicole Sison, Steve Puhach, Drew MacLeod and Lauren Piche
Editorial Producer: Sarah Brooks
Online: Online: Fort York VFX
Audio: TA2
Audio Director: Steve Gadsden

Media Agency: Mindshare



Emmitt Smith Printed and Signed 400 Fan Tweets, Including a Marriage Proposal

Most tweets have a shelf life shorter than a fourth down on the goal line, but a few hundred Emmitt Smith fans will be keeping their tweets around for a good long time.

To help promote Comcast Xfinity’s live sports coverage by “re-imagining the sports autograph experience,” Goodby, Silverstein & Partners arranged a Twitter event Monday night, when the legendary running back signed printed banners made from real tweets.

The #SignMyTweet hashtag was used more than 3,100 times, according to Goodby reps, and about 400 were signed. The printouts will be mailed to the fans. 

The highlight was definitely Smith’s signing of a marriage proposal, which (thankfully for all involved) ended in a yes:

(Sure, we could skeptically note that her account is brand new and therefore the whole thing could be fake, but it’s not unreasonable to think she would have created a Twitter account after Emmitt signed his name across a tweet about her.)

A few other highlights:



Adults Apparently Wanted Underoos So Badly, They're Already Sold Out

Never underestimate the power of nostalgia, even in the form of quasi-ironic undergarments.

Internet users of a certain age have been abuzz over the past 24 hours about a new line of superhero-themed Underoos sized for adults and available at Hot Topic.

In fact, of the eight sets announced yesterday—Superman, Wonder Woman, Batman, Batgirl, Harley Quinn, Captain America, He-Man and Skeletor—the only two left in stock as I write this are Harley Quinn and Batgirl, both available only in large. (The Batman underwear literally went out of stock and then vanished while I was typing this.)

It’s doubtful we’ll need to wait too long to see these return. With such an immediate and voracious response from wistful children of the ’80s (and probably a fair share from the ’90s or beyond), the resurgent Underoos will likely be back in stock before you know it.

Surely the next batch will have Green Lantern and Aquaman, catering to a more discerning man-child. And maybe, for the honor of love, She-Ra will even get the respect she deserves. Until then I guess we’ll just have to settle for Amelia Earhart and Marie Curie.

Here’s an image via i09 that includes the Captain America and He-Man Underoos no longer in stock:



Waitrose Skips the Whimsical but Still Warms Hearts in Its Christmas Ad

Christmas storytelling is an annual rite of advertising one-upsmanship in Britain. But how can you weave a heart-warming tale while still keeping your product front and center?

U.K. grocery chain Waitrose has found one solution by focusing on something that differentiates its staff. Employee shared ownership in the company, which would normally be the driest of dry topics, takes a charming turn in the store’s new holiday spot from BBH London. A real employee, Adejumoke Sanusi of Ilford, was even cast to play herself.

The ad follows the story of an introverted young woman tackling a holiday baking challenge for school. Unlike the fantastical whimsy of advertisers like John Lewis, this ad is far more grounded in the reality of why you’d actually need to turn (time and again) to a helpful grocery clerk. 

It likely won’t leave you wiping tears from your eyes, but on the other hand, you’ll probably at least remember what was being advertised.

By the way, the soundtrack comes from an interesting source: Members of the public joined a “Donate Your Voice” effort to create the track, a cover of Dolly Parton’s “Try.” The song is available for purchase on iTunes, with proceeds going to three U.K. charities.

CREDITS
Client: Waitrose
Marketing Director: Rupert Thomas
Head of Marketing: Rupert Ellwood
Manager, Advertising: Jo Massey
Marketing Manager, Advertising: Libby Langridge

Agency: BBH London
Creative Team: Fred Rodwell and Andy Parsons
Creative Director: Ken Hoggins & Martha Riley
Strategist: Melanie Arrow
Strategy Director: Tom Roach
Business Lead: Sian Cook
Team Manager: Emma Johnston-Donne
Team Director: Kayleigh Chapman
Producer: Glenn Paton
Assistant Producer: Sarah Cooper

Production Company: Park Pictures
Director: Tom Tagholm
Executive Producer: Stephen Brierley
Producer: Fran Thompson
Director of Photography: Rob Hardy

Postproduction: MPC
Visual Effects Producer: Amy Richardson
Visual Effects Supervisor: Jonathan Box
Colorist: Jean-Clément Soret

Editor/Editing House: Tim Hardy at Stitch
Sound: Sam Ashwell at 750mph
Music Supervisor: The Most Radicalist Black Sheep Music
Music Producer: David Kosten
Music Publisher: Carlin Music
Music Label: BMG Chrysalis



These Subtly Animated Posters for Disney's Into the Woods Are Creepily Compelling

Animated posters for movies? Sounds annoying. Wait, subtly animated posters? Now you have my attention.

Disney’s cinema adaptation of the Broadway musical Into the Woods is being teased with a series of animated portraits that do a good job setting the mood for a dark fairy tale. In most of the GIFs, the only movement is in the form of shifting shadows and reflected moonlight. 

Subtle animation is quite a creative trend these days, so it’s not like Disney’s marketing team invented the idea. But it’s still a great example of when form and function work well together.

Check them all out below, via Disney Insider.

 



Honda's Double-Sided Story on YouTube Is Mind-Bendingly Brilliant

Well, this might just blow your damn mind.

Honda and Wieden + Kennedy London have created a rather incredible “double-sided story” on YouTube to promote the Civic and its sportier sibling, the Civic Type R. While watching “The Other Side,” you can press and hold the “R” button on your keyboard to switch between parallel storylines. 

Watch it here: Honda’s “The Other Side.”

“We wanted people to feel Honda’s other side as well as see it,” W+K notes today on its blog, “so we dreamt up a technique that brings together both narratives through a simple interaction.” (The technique is a bit reminiscent of Interlude’s famous interactive music video for Bob Dylan’s “Like a Rolling Stone.”)

Without revealing too much, I’ll just say the dual film directed by Daniel Wolfe follows the travels of a seemingly mild-mannered dad who leads a rather interesting double life. 

You can watch a few teasers below, but you really need to go see the full experience for yourself on YouTube.



Without Condoms, Threesome Night Becomes Puzzle Night in This Odd French PSA

When the mood is right but you’re all out of condoms, most amorous adventurers would simply run to the 24-hour pharmacy. But in France, the back-up plan seems to be a tad more mundane.

In a series of new anti-AIDS ads from TBWA Paris, the participants in a would-be threeway end up interlocking jigsaw puzzle pieces rather than limbs, and several couples find equally bland ways to spend their naked time together. 

“No condom, no sex,” is the tagline for these spots for AIDES, the advocacy group behind a wide range of enjoyable videos.

While the premise is rather silly, it’s a charming way to tackle a decades-old message that usually feels like a high school lecture. And hey, a naked puzzle party doesn’t sound all that bad. 

Via Osocio.

 



Another Subway Ad Blows a Woman's Hair Around as Trains Arrive, but There's a Twist

A Swedish subway ad got a lot of attention earlier this year by showing a woman’s hair blowing beautifully in the wind whenever a train arrived. And now it has inspired another attention-grabbing display.

Since there’s not much to it beyond the reveal of this new digital ad, also from Sweden, I’ll spare you any spoilers. Credits are below the video.

Via Ads of the World.

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CREDITS
Agency: Garbergs, Stockholm, Sweden
Creative Director: Petter Ödéen
Art Director: Sebastian Smedberg
Copywriter: Sedir Ajeenah
Photographer: Daniel Griffel
Account Manager: Ida Tenggren
Digital Director: Micke Ring



When a Competitor Was Caught Upselling, This Grocery Chain Had the Perfect Response

British supermarket chain Sainsbury’s had a bit of an awkward social media moment this week, when a customer noticed a sign encouraging employees to squeeze customers for more money.

The sign, mistakenly placed in a Sainsbury’s window, said: “Fifty pence challenge: Let’s encourage every customer to spend an additional 50p during each shopping trip between now and the year-end.”

Londoner Chris Dodd posted a photo of the upsell encouragement to Twitter, where it’s since been retweeted nearly 5,000 times:

The image sparked embarrassing news coverage for Sainsbury’s, but it also inspired competitor Lidl UK to have a bit of fun at Sainsbury’s expense.

A sign quickly whipped up by Lidl outlined its own 50 pence challenge: “Let’s encourage every one of our lovely customers to save as many 50ps as possible.”

Without even referencing its competitor, Lidl scored a nice publicity coup and some bonus points with consumers for distancing itself from one of shopping’s most annoying daily obstacles. 

Via econsultancy.



Apple's New Ads Won't Sell You on an iPhone 6, Which Is Fine Since Everyone Already Bought One

Remember when Apple’s ads were more about witty repartee than about how its devices could alter the fate of humanity for the better?

With its newest ads, heralding the phone’s newest iteration and its jumbo sibling, the iPhone6 Plus, the brand seems to be calling back to the Get a Mac days of good-natured ribbing by showing owners of each phone bickering about what makes them great.

Unlike the era of John Hodgman and Justin Long, we don’t see the people behind the voices this time around. Instead, we gaze in wonder upon the phones while they do iPhone-y stuff like editing photos, playing videos and firing up apps you’ll soon forget to keep using.

The ads aren’t quite as charming as Get a Mac, nor as cinematic as the Your Verse spots. And the visuals aren’t quite as memorable as the equally minimalist by stylistically superior “Stickers” ad for the MacBook Air. 

Luckily, with iPhone 6 sales already shattering records, these ads probably exist less to sell hardware than to keep Samsung from dominating the entirety of YouTube.



See How Droga5 Actually Made the Insanely Intricate Sets for Moto's New Ads

Who needs CGI when you can build your own outlandishly complex ad props by hand?

Clearly Droga5 is up to the challenge, as illustrated by the behind-the-scenes video just released by the agency to recap how it created four new spots for Motorola Mobility. 

The ads—for the Moto X and Moto G smartphones, Moto 360 smartwatch and Moto Hint wireless earbud—slowly reveal their interconnected prop designs, showing the complete set in the closing frames.

Despite sharing one large sound stage and production crew, the ads each feel completely unique, with the unifying factor being a flowing sense of shot planning and craftsmanship. It’s a nice continuation of what we saw in the agency’s earlier spot for the Moto E, which turned a 3-second drop into an epic 60-second journey.

Check out the behind-the-scenes photos and videos below, followed by the finished product and credits.

CREDITS

Agency: Droga5 NY
Creative Chairman: David Droga
Chief Creative Officer: Ted Royer
Executive Creative Director: Neil Heymann
Creative Directors: David Gibson and  Nathan Lennon
Art Director: Andrew Wilcox
Copywriter: Spencer LaVallee
Creative Mutant: Jen Lu
Chief Creation Officer: Sally-Ann Dale
Head of Broadcast Production: Ben Davies
Broadcast Producer: Bill Berg
Group Brand Strategy Director: David Gonzales
Brand Strategy Director: Dan Wilkos
Global Business Director: Bryan Yasko
Account Directors: Ben Myers and  Amanda Chandler
Account Manager: Stephanie Thiel
Associate Account Manager: Jennifer Mott

Client: Motorola
Marketing Director: Barry Smyth
Brand Marketing Managers: Lindsay Dahms and  Magno Herran

Production Company: 1stAveMachine
Director: Asif Mian
Director of Photography: Manuel Ruiz
Partner/Executive Producer: Sam Penfield
Executive Producer: Melinda Nugent
Head of Production: Lisanne McDonald
Line Producer: Jason Taragan
Production Supervisor: Don Coppola
Postproduction Producer: Mike Sullo

Editorial: Rock Paper Scissors
Editors: Dan De Winter and Christopher Mitchell
Assistant Editor: Alex Liu
Head of Production: Justin Kumpata
Executive Producer: Eve Kornblum
Producer: Kristine Polinsky

Postproduction: 1stAveMachine
Head of Production: Lisanne McDonald
Postproduction Producer: Mike Sullo
Postproduction Coordinator: Patricia Burgess
Visual Effects Supervisor: Ed Manning

Color: Ricart & Co.
Colorist: Seth Ricart
Producer: Marcus Lansdell

Music: Search Party Music
Executive Producer: Eric David Johnson aka DJ Bunny Ears
Music Producer: Winslow Bright
Composer, Moto G: Paul Hammer
Composer, Moto X: Luke Adams
Composer, Anthem: Brian Englishman
Music: Moto Hint Egg Music
Songwriter: Erik Appelwick
Producer: Brack Herfurth

Sound: Sonic Union
Mixer: Rob McIver



College President Will Buy Your Textbooks for a Year if You Can Beat Him at Madden NFL

If you’ve ever seen a movie about college, you know that the dean or president or whoever is always the villain, and if you can beat him at his own game, the day will be yours.

And so it is at Columbia College in Missouri, where the villain is the perfectly named President Dr. Dalrymple, and his game is Madden NFL 25.  

Dalrymple (who actually seems like a pretty fun guy and not much of a villain) has issued the video challenge below to students at his small private college, promising to buy one pupil’s textbooks for a year if he or she can win the school’s Madden Challenge on Oct. 17 and then defeat the president in a one-on-one showdown.

How big of a prize is on the line here? A recent survey of students found the average cost of books for an academic year was about $1,200. Of course, there’s no way to quantify the value of knowing the president had to cut a check for your books himself. (If he also had to carry your books to your classes for a week, turnout for the challenge would probably triple.)

The audio production on the “epic trash talk” video isn’t the best, but you have to give Dalrymple points for zingers like: “You can play as any team you’d like—the St. Louis Rams, the Dallas Cowboys, the Chicago Bears. You can even choose a professional team.”

Since students will be competing on last season’s copy of Madden (not the new Madden 2015), it’s doubtful this is a paid partnership with Electronic Arts. But we’ve put in a call to the college to find out and will update if we hear back.



DiGiorno Is Really, Really Sorry About Its Tweet Accidentally Making Light of Domestic Violence

DiGiorno Pizza has become one of the top brands on Twitter thanks to its quick wit and good ear for real-time conversations, but one careless tweet last night put that reputation at risk.

After a video of Ray Rice punching his then-fiancee Janay Palmer led to his termination from the Baltimore Ravens on Monday, thousands of women took to Twitter to discuss their physically and emotionally tortuous experiences in abusive relationships. They used the #WhyIStayed hashtag to fight the victim-blaming attitude of Palmer’s critics, who had questioned why she would marry a man who knocked her unconscious.

Jumping onto the popular hashtag, DiGiorno clearly didn’t look into its context before tweeting, “#whyistayed You had pizza.”

The backlash was swift, and within minutes the tweet had been deleted. The brand then posted the apology above, noting: “A million apologies. Did not read what the hashtag was about before posting.”

It was a boneheaded mistake, to be sure, similar to snack brand Entenmann’s famously regrettable decision to tweet on the hashtag #notguilty, failing to realize it was trending because Casey Anthony had been aquitted of murdering her daughter.

But in Entenmann’s case, the brand responded by simply abandoning Twitter for years, leaving their account as a scorched-earth monument to poor decisions.

DiGiorno has, so far, taken the more mature and difficult approach. Since last night’s #whyistayed tweet, the brand has been responding to dozens of Twitter users offended by the post. Each response has been personalized and is clearly sincere, which is a nice reprieve from the usual copy-and-paste approach to dealing with bad PR in social.

So while DiGiorno is sure to take more heat today for a truly dumb tweet, it’s good to see the brand’s social team didn’t just close down the account, smash their phones on the ground and hop the first plane to the tropics.

Via Mic.



Together at Last: Richard Branson and the Most Interesting Man in the World

What do you get when you bring together two of the world’s most interesting men? A hotel ad, apparently. 

To promote the upcoming reveal of the first-ever Virgin Hotel, located in Chicago, iconic billionaire Richard Branson has created an ad that also features actor Jonathan Goldsmith, best known as Dos Equis’ Most Interesting Man in the World.

Of course, Branson never refers to his costar by his nom de meme, but the creative concept’s not too far off from the usual Dos Equis fare. Branson pontificates on rumors about his long-awaited, frequently delayed hotel launch, with mythical tidbits like, “The beds are so springy, they had to lift the ceilings 16 inches.”

It’s not the most cinematic or flawlessly performed ad. But for a one-city hotel promotion, it’s a pretty clever combination of two epic marketing personalities. 

Starting Wednesday, the hotel will also be displaying similar “rumors” outside the building at 203 N. Wabash Ave. If you tweet a rumor of your own from the Virgin Hotels website, you could be entered to win a two-night stay at the hotel.

CREDITS
Client: Virgin
Agency: One Trick Pony
Executive Creative Director: Rob Reed
Creative Director: Bill Starkey
Account Management: Keith Pizer, Steve Snyder
Production Company: Virgin Produced
Director: Yarrow Kraner
Executive Producers: Huntley Ritter, Brian Skuletich 



7 Memorable Moments in the Dubious History of Product Placement

Remember when you had to wait until the commercial break to be bombarded with brand marketing? Probably not, since product placement has been a Hollywood addiction since the 1980s.

Ever since Steven Spielberg featured Reese’s Pieces in 1982’s E.T. (after being turned down by short-sighted M&M reps), brands and content creators have embraced product placement as a sort of commercial symbiosis.

This Wednesday, we’ll be tackling the issue of product placement at #adweekchat, a one-hour Twitter conversation open to all. Join us at 2 p.m. Eastern for a lively discussion of the best, worst and weirdest examples of product placement in TV, movies and video.

In the meantime, enjoy revisiting a few of the more iconic moments of product integration (some paid, some not) that have helped to shape how writers and producers weave brands into their storylines—with mixed results:

 
Superman vs. Zod vs. Marlboro vs. Coca-Cola (1980)

And don’t forget the KFC box on the dashboard. This classic scene set the stage for 2013’s Man of Steel, which reaped an astounding $160 million from promotional tie-ins with brands like Sears and Warby Parker.

 
Wayne’s World Makes Pepsi, Reebok and Pizza Hut Part of the Gag (1992)

Looking back on this classic scene, my favorite part is that Rob Lowe never joins them in breaking the fourth wall. He seems earnestly baffled about why these two public-access TV schmucks are so into Pizza Hut and Nuprin.

 
Get Shorty’s ‘Cadillac of Minivans’ Is Actually an Oldsmobile (1995)

At the very least, you have to appreciate the John Travolta comedy’s commitment to making an awkward product placement (the Oldsmobile Silhouette) into a recurring gag. It popped up throughout the movie as character Chili Palmer’s signature coolness rubbed off on the ride. The original Swagger Wagon, you might say.

 
30 Rock Brings Back the Meta Humor for Snapple (2006)

This is my favorite product placement in TV history, and I hate Snapple. So much for my chances with Cerie (whose last name, by the way, is Xerox for reasons that are never explained in the show). In addition to the TGS Show’s love of Snapple, Liz Lemon also helped us see the magical splendor of products like Verizon Wireless phones.

 
Talladega Nights Really Loves Applebee’s, Except for the Rats in the Cobb Salad (2006)

You can almost hear the awkward conversation as the producer had to tell Applebee’s exactly how this lengthy, seemingly glowing scene set in the restaurant was going to play out. Hat tip to Adweek Twitter follower Heather Taylor for the reminder on that one. 

 
Frank Underwood Loves That PlayStation Vita (2013)

Many viewers were bemused by the House of Cards anti-hero’s obsession with the PlayStation 3 and the (rarely seen on Capitol Hill) portable PS Vita. Of course, many brands make recurring cameos on House of Cards. Check out this slideshow of appearances by Apple (oh so much Apple), Blackberry, Canon and more:

The Netflix show’s creators claim they don’t receive financial compensation for product placements, which are provided gratis by the brands. Discussing the PlayStation Vita mention, episode director James Foley told The Guardian, “If we use real products like people do in real life, somehow that’s perceived as being forced-in product placement when it’s just recording reality.”

 
Hawaii 5-0 Really, Really, Really Loves Subway (2012)

This is the Citizen Kane of product placements, an achievement so gratuitous you almost have to admire it. Although I’m really not sure it makes me want a sub, much less five.

What are some of your favorites? Don’t forget to join us on Twitter at 2 p.m. ET on Wednesday, Aug. 13, for a whole hour of #adweekchat dedicated to product placement.



9 Subtle Marketing Tricks We Fall For Every Time We Shop

We all know we’re being manipulated every time we shop, but it can still be unnerving to see the true extent of mind games being played on us.

That’s why I was fascinated (and mildly traumatized) to browse through a recent Reddit thread called, “What marketing tricks do we unknowingly fall for?”

While not all the respondents are experts in pricing strategy or marketing psychology, many of them experience it on the front lines as both shoppers and retail employees. While the whole Reddit post is worth a read, we pulled a few of the more notable tactics that are as insidious as they are inescapable:

1. The Instant Markdown

Why wait for a holiday sale when you can find big markdowns pretty much any day of the week? Discount retailers and Amazon have made day-one markdowns so common, they’re popping up all over.

Redditor chriz2fer sums up the tactic pretty simply: “Retail price $139.99. Our price $49.99.”  

While tantalizing as a customer, all you’re really seeing with such a strategy is how far below MSRP a retailer is willing to go while still turning a profit. As we saw with popular fashion delivery service Stitch Fix recently, sourcing products from the same wholesalers as retailers who offer steep discounts can be a risky proposition.

In an interesting response, Redditor Superraket noted that this tactic isn’t legal in all countries. “In Denmark, you can’t advertise a ‘before’ price if it hasn’t been sold for that price in your own shop for at least two weeks,” the user wrote. “If you keep selling the product as this discounted price, then this price is considered the before price if you advertise that product again.”

This pricing strategy is often called “anchoring” because it’s an extension of the negotiation tactic in which the seller tries to set the highest amount possible as the first offer so that subsequent offers will sound generous by comparison.

2. Decoy Pricing

While not citing it by name, Redditor chrisfrat summarizes this one pretty well: “If there is a small and a large size (of popcorn, let’s say) and the small is $2 and the large is $8, most people will buy the small. However, if you add a medium at $7, most people will buy the large because they say ‘oh it’s only a dollar more than the medium.'”

Welcome to decoy pricing, a tactic that boosts sales of high-profit items by creating another version of the product solely to make the pricier versions seem economical by comparison.

The easiest way to spot this trick is when your barista or cashier says something like, “Do you want to bump up to the large for just 25 cents more?”

 3. The Expensive Menu Item No One Buys

Why shell out $59 for ossobuco when the lamb shanks are only $29? Restaurant menu strategists have long used this tactic of creating overpriced items to make everything else on the menu seem rather affordable. 

Here’s how Redditor ignoramusaurus summarizes it: “Most menus in ‘nicer’ restaurants will have a really expensive option; this isn’t actually aimed at getting people to buy that product but to make people think that everything else looks cheaper.”

Clearly an extension of the decoy pricing mentioned above, this tactic is also sometimes cited by the scientifically minded as an example of “arbitrary coherence.” This term conveys the fact that pricing is completely arbitrary, but once a price has been set, it dictates the way consumers view every other price put before them. 

4. A False Sense of Urgency

“There are two ways this presents itself,” notes Redditor KahBhume. “Either the product is presented as to have a very limited stock, thus the customer must choose to have the product now or never. Or the product is part of a ‘limited time offer,’ again pushing the now-or-never decision. If the customer walks out the door/changes webpages/whatever equivalent, they might notice that they don’t actually need the product to continue on with their lives, so the marketing tries to make the consumer feel like they’ll miss out on a great opportunity if they don’t buy now.”

While this tactic is timeless, its most recent incarnation can be found on travel booking sites and online retailers. Only three seats left on this flight? Fifteen other people are looking at this offer right now? Better hustle!

“I know it can’t possibly be true, but it gets me every time,” says Redditor ben7005. “I feel like if I don’t book the hotel RIGHT NOW, it’ll get snatched by someone else.”

5. The Loss Leader

Retailers, drug stores and grocers are almost always willing to take a loss on a few items if it means getting you in the door to buy plenty of other things.

“Dropping prices on a few items to get you into the store—happens all the time in groceries and liquor,” says Redditor jelacey. “One or two things are very good prices. Those things bring you in, and while you are in you buy a few things that aren’t on sale that week. Repeat every week.”

A cornerstone of discount retailers and big box stores, this pricing strategy goes back ages. A 1987 research paper found what retailers still know today: shoppers will buy a loss leader because it’s a rational decision, but while they’re in the store, many of their other purchases will be impulse buys driven by in-store marketing and clever packaging. 

6. The Gruen Transfer

Ever feel like you’re shopping in a maze? Whether it’s the snaking layout of a mall, the intentionally inefficient floor plan of a grocery store or just all of Ikea, what you’re navigating is sometimes called the Gruen transfer. 

Named, perhaps unfairly, for mall architect Victor Gruen, the term refers to shopping layouts that disorient visitors, slowing them down with the goal of increasing their impulse purchases. 

“It is basically when you enter a shopping centre and become confused by the layout, thus forgetting why you are there (what specific purchase you intend to make) and instead become an impulsive buyer,” says Redditor stephyro.

In his defense, Gruen was a new urbanist who believed in making life easier for pedestrians. He distanced himself from manipulative shopping designs late in his life, though the problem only got worse after his death in 1980. 

7. Odd-Even Pricing 

It’s a pricing strategy so common, it’s become practically ubiquitous. 

“Consumers are more likely to buy something at a price ending in an odd number that is right under an even whole number,” notes Redditor MatchuTheGreat. “That is why a lot of things are priced $4.99, 4.97 or 4.95 instead of just saying it costs $5.00. Staying right under that next whole number somehow makes the product more appealing.”

This tactic hinges on consumers’ strange psychological penchant to always round prices down, meaning that a $1.99 item feels closer to $1 than $2. 

Several Redditors who’ve worked in retail also noted that odd prices help stores avoid employee theft. Pocketing an even dollar is easy, they said, but making change requires the employee to enter the transaction in the register. While probably not the main benefit, that’s certainly an added perk for the business.

8. Gift Cards

It’s hard to beat a gift card for a convenient, last-minute gift. But they’re also a pretty sneaky way to ensure a high profit margin.

“They are marketed as a great gift idea, and to be fair they are, but they’re arguably the biggest scam in retail,” says Redditor Bisho487. “The average gift card where I work has a 35 percent return, meaning a $100 gift card will amount to an average purchase price of $135. The other thing is that they usually don’t get used for 4 to 5 months (ignoring the ones that get lost and never used), which is good for the businesses pocket and looks good on paper/in their budget.”

So while gift cards may make a handy present, remember that you’re really giving a gift to the retailer. 

9. Buy One, Get One Free

Ah yes, the BOGO, one of shopper marketing’s most powerful weapons. 

“They know people are drawn to the word free,” says Redditor TA1217, “and it makes people buy more than they intended. This allows them to move more product than usual, even though they are making a smaller margin.”

BOGOs come in all shapes and sizes, especially when you’re shopping for apparel such as shoes. Tracking down a second item “of equal or lesser value” can be a chore, often leading you to buy something more expensive than what you’d actually wanted.

This approach has also all but eliminated the half-off sale. A BOGO ensures most consumers will buy twice as much product as someone enjoying 50 percent off one item. While some retailers quietly allow you to buy one BOGO product and still enjoy the savings (thanks, Publix!), many make it mandatory for you to double up. And, come on, do you really need that much Irish Spring Body Wash?

What are some subtle marketing tricks you often find yourself falling for?



Class Act: Outgoing Pitcher David Price Buys Full-Page Newspaper Ad to Thank Tampa Bay

Today is David Price’s first day as a Detroit Tiger, and while most pro athletes would be focused on winning over the new home crowd, he made it clear this morning that he’ll never forget Tampa Bay.

Price took out a full-page ad in today’s Tampa Bay Times with the headline “Thank You, Tampa Bay.” It’s not just a quick see-ya note, either. He goes into detail about the people and communities he’ll miss now that he’s moved to the Motor City. 

Perhaps most charmingly, the ad was co-signed by his dog, Astro, who has become almost as iconic as the Cy Young Award winner. 

Check out the ad below, followed by the full text.

Hat tip to Fox Sports via NPR’s Scott Simon.

Thank you, St. Petersburg and thank you, Tampa. I’ve lived in both of you and enjoyed every minute.

Thank you, fans. I heard you ringing your bells each time I had two strikes. I heard your applause when I walked off the field. I heard your groans in support of me with close calls on balls and strikes. I heard you, I felt your presence, and I so appreciate you.

Thank you, Joe Maddon and Jim Hickey. You’ve believed in me. You’ve taught me. You’ve given me opportunities to shine. I will have you with me in every game the rest of my career.

Thank you, Cuz, Stanley Mc, Holmes, Foles, Davey, Shelty, Nelly Nel, and the amazing Don Zimmer. You’ve all meant so very much to me.

Thank you to my incredible Rays teammates. You have been my brothers and greatest friends. Thank you for our times together.

Thank you, Rick Vaughn, Westy, Ronnie P, Nation, and Vinword. I couldn’t have made it through a day without you guys.

Thank you, Rays organization. From Vinny in the parking lot, to Berte outside our clubhouse, to Papito, Beans, Champ, T-Wall, Sexy Black, Nasty Nate, and all the many wonderful people who helped and supported me each day I was at the Trop. Thank you for being there.

Thank you, Stu Sternberg and Andrew Friedman. Thank you for drafting me. Thank you for giving me the opportunity to know all of the people I’ve mentioned above and the opportunity to experience the last six years playing for the Tampa Bay Rays. I’ll forever be grateful.
Astro and I love you all. We miss you already. Although we begin a new chapter on the mound tonight, we will never forget you.

Love,
David & Astro Price