Here's the Steamy Video to Go With Calvin Klein's Sexting Billboards

Building on last week’s digital-dating print campaign, Calvin Klein is taking its #mycalvins play for the Tinder and Grindr generation into the live action realm.

A new spot overlays sexts onto the fashion category’s usual moody writhing — the brand claims the dialogue is based on “actual events and people,” which is easy to believe, given it includes lines like “come ovr”. (Gotta say, that kind of creative license has never gotten a writer off.)

Like the billboards, Mother New York created the spot, featuring international faces like Grace Hartzel, Ethan James Green, Aya Jones, Julia Van Os, Piero Mendez, and more. And while it’s easy to dismiss as merely tortured or sexually provocative, it does deserve credit for its recognition of diversity in many forms: It is hetero, gay, ethnically mixed and sexually open.

But it’s maybe most notable for how it masterfully illustrates the listlessness of a generation ruled by swipes, right or left. Even in sexual intimacy, these people don’t so much connect as graze, and the tyranny of a small text can result in either the happy arrival of a third partner, or a precipitated gathering-of-belongings before wandering off to the next hook-up. This is best exemplified by the conversation that concludes the piece.

“Why do we even do this?” an angsty male voice says into the ether.

“Because it’s fun, and you love it,” replies a woman whose aggressive tone suggests this isn’t actually about loving anything — it’s mainly about diversions.

Jack in the Box Gets Back to Tacky Humor With Giant Chickens and Sexting

Secret Weapon Marketing's latest terrifically tacky effort for Jack in the Box features big-ass chickens, highway smash-ups and sexting—though, perhaps sadly, not in the same commercial. Three spots tout the impressive size of various menu items in the brand's patented sophomoric style.

To promote Really Big Chicken Combos, "Big Chickens" rehashes familiar comic tropes, spoofing giant-monster flicks and fuss-pot Hollywood directors by staging a film-set sissy fight between two actors dressed as humongous hens. Wags might suggest that the spot lays an egg, though in doing so they'd display more creativity and original thought than the commercial itself. In "How'd I Do It?" the chain's freakish, cue-ball-headed Jack mascot reveals his inspiration for the sausage, eggs, cheese, bacon and other stuff piled high on the Waffle Stack: a highway pile-up of big rigs, each carrying the food items in question. Wags might say that Jack in the Box advertising resembles not mere car crashes, but full-blown train wrecks. I'd never stoop so low.

A third clip shows two young women lounging in bed while texting. One tells the other, "He just said, 'It's big … really big.'" Her friend responds, "Tell him to send a pic." A photo of the Big Stack sandwich arrives, and both women, suitably impressed, say, "Whoa!" The scene then shifts to a restaurant booth, where Jack tells a pal texting on his behalf, "Tell her I'm easy. 'Cuz of the drive-thru." Hmm, who's more unappealing as a sexter, Jack or Anthony Weiner? It's a pretty close call.

"Texting," posted several weeks ago, generated some mild complaint for its sleazy scenario. It vanished from Jack in the Box's website and YouTube channel yesterday. A client rep explained, "The spot had a limited run due to the limited-time-only nature of the product and promotion … Knowing the spot would have a limited run, talent fees were negotiated so that Internet usage would expire when the promotion concluded. But again, this spot ran its full planned schedule."

If Jack in the Box for any reason whatsoever also makes "Big Chickens" and "How'd I Do It?" disappear—or obliterates those hyper-annoying "Nugging" ads from the face of the Earth—I'd be OK with that, too.

Two more spots after the jump.